was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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