I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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