people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I pour the whiskey from now on
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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