a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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