I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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