Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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