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you suck at this game today
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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