what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm too high and old for this...
I want a musical about memes.
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