She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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