i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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