I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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