oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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