WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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