They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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