this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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