Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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