I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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