If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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