Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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