your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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