i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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