Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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