I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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