I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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