i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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