3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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