hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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