Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he fucked my hip out of place.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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