he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I have post one night stand depression
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