i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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