Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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