That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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