I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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