So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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