She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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