you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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