If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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