Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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