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(310): View more from California

you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.

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(713): View more from Texas

She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.

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(302): View more from Delaware

because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.

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(512): View more from Texas

We need a plan...

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Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.

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(802): View more from Vermont

It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.

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(+49): View more from Germany

he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.

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(518): View more from New York

I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.

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