I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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