After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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