i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
