His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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