you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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