We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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