There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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