Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
