The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
