You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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