real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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