Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Randomize
