She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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