Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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