I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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