An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Hippo gnu deer
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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